Thursday, July 7, 2016
THE VICTIM
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Big Breasts,
Bikini/Swimwear,
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Body Theft,
Boyfriend/Girlfriend,
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Stuck,
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Voice Swap
FRUITS OF LABOR
Labels:
Beach/Pool,
Big Breasts,
Bikini/Swimwear,
Bodysuit,
Boyfriend/Girlfriend,
Brunette,
Criminal/Gangster,
F2M,
Identity Theft,
M2F,
Science Fiction,
Technology,
Tricked,
Tropical,
Voice Swap
Tuesday, July 5, 2016
CALENDAR GIRL (PART 2)
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Burt scratched his bottom as
he yawned. Even though it was 9 am, it
was still fairly early as he normally got up around 11 am. He looked at Don's business card, and then up
at the rather unimpressive brick building that was Donald's office. Burt's
skepticism about this whole 'arrangement' was beginning to resurface...
A grey-colored sedan suddenly
pulled into the area, parking beside Burt.
Don, wearing a casual, loose-fitting, blue shirt and casual khakis, stepped out. Lifting his sunglasses, Don smiled to greet
his new client: "Good morning! Sorry I'm late, had to prep a few things
before we get started.."
Burt shrugged, "Yeah, no
big deal man. I'm here, so that's all
that matters. So what's this bullshit
about me becoming a model?"
"Good question. Let's talk about it some more. Get in."
Burt was puzzled. "What did you say? Get in?
I thought we was gonna go up to your office and..."
"This...is a special
interview, kind of off-the-record, and it involves some
special...preparation. I have to take
you to the place where we can, um, discuss more about your new uh, job,"
immediately replied Don. "We've got
a lot to do and I'll explain on the way."
Burt reluctantly nodded and
waddled his heavy body over to the passenger side, squeezing in, as Don
restarted the engine. Soon the two of
them were driving along the highway.
Don tossed a manila portfolio
folder over to Burt's lap. "Take a
look at those."
Burt opened the manila
folder, and his eyes widened at the content, which consisted of beautiful
glossy photos of Abby, posing in various lingerie, swimwear, formalwear, even
topless! "Damn buddy, she's a hot
piece of ass! She your girlfriend or
some shit?"
"That is Abigail Dallas,"
Don explained. "until recently, she
was my best model. Gorgeous right? And yes, she WAS my girlfriend. We broke up not too long ago, and she ended
up flaking on me on a big project I had been running, an online one. Ever heard of the website Abigail For Sale?"
Burt shook his head. "Man, I'm like broke. I don't got no access to a computer. Why, does she like model there?"
"Well...she did. And let's just say later, she decided NOT to,
for reasons I don't want to divulge."
"Shit...whatever man,
your skeletons are your own damn shit.
Sorry though to hear it didn't work out with you two. But what does all of this have to do with
me?" asked Burt.
Don flashed a clever
grin. "Well I need someone to take
her place...and I think you might be just the person to do so."
Burt chuckled in disbelief.
"Are you fucking kidding me? I'm
not a fucking woman man. There ain't NO
way you can convince me to wear a dress and heels. I'm not even the right body type buddy!"
Don maintained his grin. "Maybe not, but you WILL be..."
Burt remained silent at the
sedan made its way along the highway, pondering at Don's cryptic comment...
It was about 7:30 am and Abby
was just completing the last lap of her early morning jog. Dressed in a royal blue sports bra/bikini top
and black yoga pants, Abby was at least relieved that she no longer had to deal
with her ex-boyfriend any longer. That
offending website was now offline and Abby could focus on her burgeoning new
career at Poise Magazine. She knew that
she was still a relatively new model, but Abby was determined to make a name
for herself. Poise was the big time, the
first major step so that Abby could become noticed by other fashion
conglomerates.
As Abby took a swig of her
bottled water, she saw a slinky young blonde woman jogging towards her. The blonde suddenly stopped, approaching
Abby. "Excuse me, you wouldn't
happen to have an extra towel on you?"
Abby nodded and reached into
her smaller exercise bag, pulling out a small cloth towel. "Here you are. You're lucky I keep a spare, hehe."
The blonde smiled, accepting
the towel as she patted her cheeks with it to wipe off the perspiration. "Thanks!
Wow you're really pretty! Are you
like a model or something?"
Abby silently nodded and
smiled. The blonde woman suddenly tossed
the towel back to Abby, and it landed atop her face: "Think fast!"
Abby giggled, and took the
towel off her head. However, for some
reason it had a weird, pungent smell, one that made her a bit nauseous. Abby suddenly began feeling a bit woozy, Losing her balance, she immediately collapsed
on the ground. Abby's unconscious body
was soon picked up by the blonde, her bubbly expression strangely altered to an
exasperated, frustrated grumble, as she effortlessly placed Abby in her black
SUV, before driving away...
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After about an hour long drive, Don and Burt came to a quaint-looking residence. As the two of them exited the sedan, Burt guessed that the house was more like a mansion, maybe more than 150 years old, and surprisingly well-preserved.
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After about an hour long drive, Don and Burt came to a quaint-looking residence. As the two of them exited the sedan, Burt guessed that the house was more like a mansion, maybe more than 150 years old, and surprisingly well-preserved.
"Took you long enough for you two to get here!" a grizzled, gruff voice called out. Burt and Don looked up to see a lovely young blonde woman wearing a floral printed green pencil dress, her hands on her shapely hips.
"Oh hey Uncle Tom, sorry we're late." apologized Don. Burt continued to stare at the young, manly sounding blonde woman, completely bedazzled.
The blonde sighed. "Don my boy, is this fat ass gonna just stare at me all day or are we gonna get started?" she growled in that same gruff voice.
Don shrugged, trying best to stifle his laughter. "Ignore Uncle Tom, Burt...he's a bit of an old coot, but god damn it if he doesn't has a killer set of legs!"
Uncle Tom glared at Don, lowering the hem of her dress. "We're wasting time. She's in the house, and I have limited time to complete the takeover ritual. Follow me inside."
Inside the house, Burt followed Don and the shapely Uncle Tom down a set of stairs to the basement. The three of them soon came to a large corridor which opened to what appeared to be a ceremonial chamber. A table with a small ornate etching and accompanying candles was situated in the center, and on both sides there was a full length wooden table. On the right table, Burt was shocked to see Abby's voluptuous body, still unconscious.
"So you found her? I told you she always goes out for her run on Wednesday mornings." said Don.
"Yes yes yes, she was there in the park, like you said," nodded Uncle Tom, brushing away his blonde hair. "Good thing I had this spare body to possess so I could intercept her. The aphrodisiac I laced on the towel to knock her out is gonna wear off soon, so if we're gonna do this, we better do it now!"
Burt throughout all of this was completely terrified. What had he gotten himself into? "Ok M-Mac," he stuttered gruffly. "I-I don't think I'm into this shit....so I'm just gonna go..."
Don looked at Burt disapprovingly, almost panicking. "No! You can't go Burt...I need you for this, I don't have time to find anyone else."
"Mister, you're crazy....this whole thing is batshit crazy!"
"Burt - I'm offering you a chance at a better life," said Don. "Have you ever had a big break in your life before? Ever been given any of the good things in life? Do you want to go back to stealing from public places, uninvited, unwanted? Or do you want to live the good life, young, rich, successful, and beautiful? Sure, you'll be a woman, but just about the best-looking one out there. You never have to worry about going hungry, no one to care for you. You said you've been on your own all your life. I swear to you, if you go through this, you will never be alone. Anymore."
Burt reluctantly looked at Abby's naked body and sighed. This did not seem right at all. But after listening to Don's truthful words, and evaluating his own pathetic situation, the idea of being an an attractive, desirable member of the opposite sex was starting to become more and more enticing and appealing...
Burt reluctantly looked at Abby's naked body and sighed. This did not seem right at all. But after listening to Don's truthful words, and evaluating his own pathetic situation, the idea of being an an attractive, desirable member of the opposite sex was starting to become more and more enticing and appealing...
Monday, July 4, 2016
HAPPY TWISTED 4TH OF JULY
BEGIN TRANSMISSION:
Hey everyone,
Just sending a quick message. The blog is now in full swing, as requests,
individual captions, and series are being created by myself and Zapper every
day. We have said this before but
come August we will try to work on revising the layout of the blog and adding
some more archives and stories as well.
In celebration of the holiday, Zapper and I have created our own patriotic-themed caps. Enjoy, and have a Happy twisted 4th of July!
Zapper & DocVS
END TRANSMISSION.
Sunday, July 3, 2016
CALENDAR GIRL: A TWISTED TG TALE
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"Abby darling...this
isn't what it looks like!"
"Do you think I'm an
idiot Don? You have been embezzling all
of my hard-earned money to finance some twisted, perverted, private porn
website, featuring fake Photoshopped pictures of me! Ughhh...Donnie how could you?"
"Believe me babe, this
is all for you...the adult entertainment industry can easily boost your career
tenfold. Think about the possib..."
"I don't WANT to think
about it. The answer is 'never in a
MILLION years.' We're done here
Donnie. Consider my contract with you,
terminated!"
"W-What the fuck? You can't do that to me, you bitch! I made you..."
"Out! Out!
And don't ever come back or I'll call the police!"
That was about a week ago
when Don had been unceremoniously dismissed from being the manager of
professional glamour model Abigail Dallas.
To her disgust, Don had indeed been taking some of her modelling work
without permission, manipulating and showcasing it on his website "Abigail
For Sale." It didn't take long for
Abby to contact the police and seizure control of the website, blocking Don's
access...
That was in itself a very big
professional blow to Don's career, but Don received a personal one the next day
after his argument with Abby. He found
most of his belongings in front of his small office, with a brief note from
Abby: "It's OVER. I'll send the
rest of your stuff back to you later.
Have a nice life, asshole!"
Now Don was at a public
social gathering, hosted by Abby's friend (and fellow model) Jessica. Since breaking ties with Don, Abby had
recently signed with Poise Magazine, a well known fashion publication famous
for their tasteful glamour shots.
Don held his martini
nervously as he walked out over to the garden, skipping the boring conversation
inside. Looking upwards, he suddenly
spotted Abby, who was leaning against the railing, also looking pensive. Don gritted his teeth in frustration: how
could Abby do this to him? After all he
did for her? He had been making big
money from his website, but it was unfortunately funded by investors from the
black market, shady investors who were VERY difficult to please. When the site was taken offline, Don had
reassured them that he could get it back up and running by summer. However, he was running out of time. Even if he could manage to bring the site
back online, he still did not have any more new photos of Abby to Photoshop
anymore, and Abby had not done any new work yet with Poise Magazine.
'If only there was a way for
to find someone to take Abby's place,' Don thought. But who???
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Don turned to walk back, when
out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a slovenly dressed, rather obese man,
sampling some food from one of the dessert trays. The man appeared homeless, and had obviously
had visited the party uninvited. As Don
watched two burly yet well-dressed guards approach the man, Don realized that
this man wasn't exactly discreet about his presence…
"Hey! W-What the hell, man?" the man yelled in
a gruff, deep baritone, as the two guards lifted him by his arms. I was just samplin' the good food. It's a free country ain't it? L-Let me go man!"
"Sir, you are clearly
NOT part of the guest list," warned one of the guards. "Please leave the premises now or we
will be forced to escort you out. And
don’t let us catch you snacking behind our backs after we leave, or we WILL
call the police, understand?”
“Y-Yeah, yeah…whatever man..”
the man grumbled, as the two guards walked away.
Don took the moment to walk
towards the man, who again was grabbing a plate and filling it with food. "I couldn't help seeing and hearing your
plight, buddy.”
“Yeah?” the man snapped. “Well,I’ve been livin’ on the streets ever
since I was 10 years old. I can take
care of myself just fine. Ain’t no need
for a guy like you to help a guy like me.”
“I beg to differ,” said Don. “You look like a guy who needs ALL the help he
can get.” Don offered his hand, “I’m
Donald, but you can call me Don. What’s
your name?”
The man hesitantly accepted
Don’s handshake. “Name’s Burt.”
“Pleased to meet you Burt,”
smiled Don. Donald quietly stared at
Burt: Other than his stubborn streak, Don was impressed by his moxie. He kept tilting his head, staring at Burt
some more. ‘No way,’ he thought to
himself. ‘He’s not even the right
gender…but maybe…if Uncle Tom were to…no, it still wouldn’t work…or would it?”
“Um…hey man, you ok?” asked
Burt, his mouth full.
“Hmmm? Say, what if I told you I can help you out in
such a way that you wouldn’t have to worry about your next meal, where to
sleep, etc.? Would you be interested?”
Burt glared at him in
disbelief, raising an eyebrow, while scratching his partially bald head.
“I'm actually serious,”
smiled Don, as he handed him his business card.
"I own a fairly well-known fashion management agency. Meet me in my office next Wednesday at 9 am,,
and we’ll talk shop. I really think you
have the chops to be a good model.”
Burt chuckled, “Me? A fuckin’ model? You’re playin’ with me right now, hehe…Ok
Mac, I’ll play your game. Next week
then.”
Don nodded. “Good, now I think you better split, as I
think the guards are about to catch you again.
They’re headed this way."
“Oh shit!” exclaimed
Burt. “Thanks buddy, I’ll see you in a
week!” And with that, Burt carried his
portly body slowly, lightly waddling towards the exit...
Friday, July 1, 2016
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
Monday, June 27, 2016
TWISTED TG FILES MINOR UPDATE: MISSED REQUESTS
BEGIN TRANSMISSION:
I just took a look at the Twisted TG Files
e-mail account we created (twistedtgfiles@gmail.com)
and just now saw the list of requests sent out over the last six months since
the blog opened. Oops! Zapper and I were not aware that the e-mail
was functioning – we thought the requests were only being sent to the Requests
page. Our sincerest apologies to all of
those who used this e-mail to submit your request. Either Zapper or myself will try to remedy
the situation and intermix as many of your caption requests as we can with our
current content in the next few months.
It may take some time but we’ll do our best!
Sorry about that,
DocVS
END TRANSMISSION.
COMING IN JULY 2016: CALENDAR GIRL: A TWISTED TG TALE
BEGIN TRANSMISSION:
Hi everyone,
Just another fun ad to build a little more
anticipation for Calendar Girl. I am actually pretty excited about this
upcoming series – it will be my longest series to date, with much of the
inspiration and encouragement from other TG captioners and parties that have
also attempted to tell a multi-part story.
Thanks again for the support!
DocVS
END TRANSMISSION.
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